Nigel the Cockroach Killer

Nigel and Wiblink

I reaaaaallllyy hate cockroaches and in our old office it seemed like most of us shared that disgust and fear.

We had been seeing a roach roaming around the office and had been egging each other on to kill it but no one wanted to do the cockroach in.

So one day we see the cockroach walking across the office floor and we all start screaming. "Kill it!!!!" "No YOU kill it!!!" "WTF! YOU kill it!" "Eeee!" (female voice), "Eeeee!" (male voice), "Its WALKING!!!! Goddam it!!! "

After passing the execution order around we ended up yelling at Nigel, the only one in the office who seemed unbothered by the roach. "Nigel KILL!!!!"

So Nigel goes near the unmoving roach with one hand palm up as if he were going to slap it dead.

Holy crap! We were stunned. Was he actually going to kill it with his bare hands???

"No! No! Use the BAYGON!!!!"

So he did.




He carried the can of Baygon over and went THWACK THWACK THWACK hitting and flattening the (shocked, I'm sure) roach with the can, as we watched in silent horror.




And after he killed it dead, he pressed the squirter. Pfffft.