Chocolate please
I must say that if there is anything consistent about the Max Brenner Coffee Bar, it would be the consistently BAD service.
Do they hire their staff based on their willingness to shave their heads?
My friends and I were there last night and I was pretty surprised to find the restaurant filled. We sat at the bar because we didn't want to wait for a table.
After waving for a waiter for about 15 minutes I asked the bartender for the menu. I pronounced it meh-noo (pinoyspeak kuno) as in "Could I please have the meh-noo?
Aba! After ignoring me for a bit, the fuckwit gave me a patronizing look and said...."Ahh...the men-yoo" and then proceeded to snidely remark to a waiter near him..."Hey...the men-yoo...men-yoo daw!" to which I said "yes you smart piece of intellectual shit in your cheap ill fitting jeans and pathetic poorboy sneakers who probably lost politeness together with your hair. Do you feel superior now? do you? do you?? Now give me the fucking menu!"
No. Really, I just gave him an evil stare.
The menu was beside him lang naman, pero it wasn't his job yata to give it to me. Grrr.
Ordered a Suckao. Waited quite a while. The dark chocolate had the white marks caused by the separation and resolidification of chocolate - which is a sign that the chocolate has not been stored at the right temerature. At a chocolate bar pa naman, and for 165 bucks a pop. Shame.
Fuck my sweet tooth and all the aggravation I have to live with to satisfy it.
Do they hire their staff based on their willingness to shave their heads?
My friends and I were there last night and I was pretty surprised to find the restaurant filled. We sat at the bar because we didn't want to wait for a table.
After waving for a waiter for about 15 minutes I asked the bartender for the menu. I pronounced it meh-noo (pinoyspeak kuno) as in "Could I please have the meh-noo?
Aba! After ignoring me for a bit, the fuckwit gave me a patronizing look and said...."Ahh...the men-yoo" and then proceeded to snidely remark to a waiter near him..."Hey...the men-yoo...men-yoo daw!" to which I said "yes you smart piece of intellectual shit in your cheap ill fitting jeans and pathetic poorboy sneakers who probably lost politeness together with your hair. Do you feel superior now? do you? do you?? Now give me the fucking menu!"
No. Really, I just gave him an evil stare.
The menu was beside him lang naman, pero it wasn't his job yata to give it to me. Grrr.
Ordered a Suckao. Waited quite a while. The dark chocolate had the white marks caused by the separation and resolidification of chocolate - which is a sign that the chocolate has not been stored at the right temerature. At a chocolate bar pa naman, and for 165 bucks a pop. Shame.
Fuck my sweet tooth and all the aggravation I have to live with to satisfy it.
posted by mai at 9:12 pm
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